I’m not really going crazy about the Royal Wedding because I’m bitter and jealous it’s not really any of my business. Whenever I feel myself starting to get obsessed with it, I have to remind myself that Kate Middleton is a normal person, just like the rest of us. Except that when she was little and she said she wanted to be a princess when she grew up, she wasn’t kidding. The rest of us gave up on that after a year or two but she didn’t mess the fuck around. She went prince hunting. She’s like Elmer Fudd on crack.
So in conclusion…Prince Harry: Call me. Hit me up. Holler at me. Give me a shout. Send me some smoke signals. I’m down with this whole commoner-turned-royalty thing.
