January 2012
4 posts
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Jan 25th
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Jan 23rd
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8 tags
Jan 20th
37 notes
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Wh00pz.
Haven’t been around in awhile. Sorry about that, but I’ve been on this website reading until my eyes bleed and giggling like an idiot: www.iwastesomuchtime.com Have fun never accomplishing anything ever again!
Jan 19th
September 2011
1 post
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FUCK YEAH CANADA: Every article about Toronto ever →
tableclothcape: ‘Canada’s largest city,’ couched in terms that imply the Rest of Canada is utterly dependent on and revolves around Toronto, “the locus of Canadian X,” “the centre of X,” etc. ‘HAVE WE TOLD YOU ABOUT MULTICULTURALISM?’ ‘Let us compare ourselves to New York at almost comical…
Sep 10th
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August 2011
2 posts
Aug 25th
8,497 notes
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Today may or may not have been a sit-in-my-bathtub-and-listen-to-teen-pop-sensations-crying-about-how-they’re-more-successful-than-I’ll-ever-be day. (Hint: it was.)
Aug 8th
July 2011
9 posts
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Jul 22nd
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WatchWatch
I, for one, feel much more informed and prepared after watching this.
Jul 21st
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Jul 20th
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Jul 18th
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Jul 17th
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Will and Kate’s tour of Canada is over. ….soooo…what is CBC going to talk about now?
Jul 9th
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Will and Kate wearing cowboy hats in Calgary: Awesome. Will and Kate’s security force wearing cowboy hats in Calgary: BAMF.
Jul 8th
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One for the Highlight Reels
Prince William took part in a ball-hockey shootout in Yellowknife, NWT today. Duchess Catherine dropped the ball for the opening face-off. They did their research on how to win over Canada. And Canada officially is obsessed with them. Even if he is kind of really bad at hockey.  Welcome to the fam, Will and Kate. (Image...
Jul 5th
5 tags
Oath of Canadian Citizenship
This past Canada Day, I took part in Canada’s newest favourite pass-time: stalking Prince William and Kate Middleton. One event that was televised on the 24-hour royal watch on CBC was the citizenship ceremony in Ottawa, during which 25 new Canadians had to take the Oath of Canadian Citizenship: I swear that I will never shave during the playoffs. I will spend Canada Day at a friend’s...
Jul 4th
June 2011
7 posts
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Jun 30th
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http://ca.news.yahoo.com/young-antarctic-emperor-pe... →
This penguin rocks.
Jun 24th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 13th
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Jun 10th
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Jun 8th
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http://www.youtube.com/user/StarKidPotter →
If you are anyone who is anybody, you already know about this beautiful gift to the world. If you want to become an anyone, check out this group. Watch all their shows. Learn all their songs. Laugh at all their jokes. Love all their characters.
Jun 4th
May 2011
16 posts
12 tags
I’m noticing a trend in pop music: sexy foods.  “My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.” - KELIS “Boys all want my butterscotch, licking their lips cause it’s top notch.” - Ke$ha “Mix your milk with my cocoa puffs. Milky Milky Cocoa Puffs.” - Black Eyed Peas “I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.” -...
May 31st
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May 29th
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May 25th
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May 19th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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Outrage.
www.freetetris.org (my main source of procrastination) has been ‘performing routine maintenance’ for three days now. I am outraged. And depressed. Mostly productive (for once), though. 
May 10th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 5th
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May 3rd
413 notes
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May 2nd
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May 2nd
7 tags
Patriotism At Its Best 2.0
“Blasting Party In The USA past Biden’s house!”  If that doesn’t send a big FUCK YOU to terrorism, I don’t know what will.  
May 2nd
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HEY! VOTE!
May 2nd
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Patriotism At Its Best
Me: Come down and watch CNN with me!
Girl in my dorm: Why what happened? I'm watching Grey's
Me: Osama is dead
Girl in my dorm: Ohhh cool
Me: Obama is about to speak
Girl in my dorm: Like it's great that he's dead but sorry i really like grey's anatomy.
May 2nd
April 2011
27 posts
4 tags
1: Lady Gaga should have been at the wedding..she's a Lady isn't she? That's like some kind of
royalty or something.
2: Just imagine. I don't even think she would have gone TOO crazy and offend the Queen. You DON'T
offend the Queen. Why would you want to anyways. Such a nice old lady.
1: I know, she's such a good waver.
Apr 30th
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Apr 30th
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I’m not really going crazy about the Royal Wedding because I’m bitter and jealous it’s not really any of my business. Whenever I feel myself starting to get obsessed with it, I have to remind myself that Kate Middleton is a normal person, just like the rest of us. Except that when she was little and she said she wanted to be a princess when she grew up, she wasn’t kidding....
Apr 29th
9 tags
PS-EH.  →
PS-EHs at their best! For those who were not lucky enough to learn the great childhood survival skills like “dontchya put it in your mouth!” or don’t know where to ‘play safe’ here are the strangest Canadian PSAs ever. Also: you can find out how we named our country.
Apr 25th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 19th
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Apr 14th
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Apr 13th
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Apr 12th
Apr 12th
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Apr 11th